Subject: How Much Was That
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 15 2001 - 07:47:01 EDT
"How Much Was That?"
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an
older neighbor there.
Girl: "My father isn't home, but I know what you
want and I can help you. You want our bull to
service your cow. Well, my father charges one
hundred dollars for his best bull."
Neighbor: "That's not I want."
Girl: "We have a young bull who is just starting
out. My father charges fifty dollars for him."
Neighbor: "That's not I want."
Girl: "We have an old bull out in the pasture. He
can still do a job."
My father charges only ten dollars for him."
Neighbor: "That's not what I want. I came here
to see your father about your brother. Your brother
Elmer made my daughter pregnant."
Girl: "Oh. You'll have to see my father about that
because I don't know what he charges for Elmer."
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