Subject: Getting Married
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 15 2001 - 07:46:37 EDT
"The Fortune Teller"
A man goes to a fortune teller to seek his fortune.
The fortune teller says, "You are the Father of two
children."
The Father laughed and said, "That's what you
think, I'm the Father of three."
The fortune teller laughed and said, "Nope. That's
what you think."
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"Getting Married"
One Sunday morning William burst into the living
room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great
news for you! I am getting married to the most
beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and
her name is Susan."
After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I
have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been
married 30 years.. She's a wonderful wife but she
has never offered much excitement in the bedroom,
so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is
actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't
marry her."
William was heart-broken. After eight months he
eventually started dating girls again. A year later he
came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne
said yes! We're getting married in June."
Again his father insisted on another private conversation
and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half-sister too,
William. I'm awfully sorry about this."
William was furious! He finally decided to go to his
mother with the news.
"Dad has done so much harm.. I guess I'm never going
to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love,
Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."
His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention
to what he says, dear. He's not really your father."
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