Subject: Mile High Club Members?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 01 2001 - 06:19:52 EDT
"Mile High Club Members?"
Two voices - male and female - obviously on
a plane. "I think everyone's asleep, lets go."
Sound of steps.
"This one's empty ... no-one's looking ... you
go in first."
"It a bit cramped - let me sit down."
"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on."
...Sniff sniff
"Ah perfume - you think of everything."
"This is great....." (long sigh)
Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people
in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing, and
it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations...
Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom
off the smoke detector!"
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