Subject: The Swimming Pool
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 01 2001 - 06:14:36 EDT
"In The Swimming Pool"
A young man in a public swimming pool was startled
when his swimsuit fell off. He was in the deep end,
and couldn't find it, no matter how desperately he
looked. Perplexed, he went to the shallow end and
tried to figure out what to do.
As he stood there up to his chest in water and watched
the young ladies in their bikinis, he was additionally
stressed to realize that he now sported a raging hard-on.
Finally, he struck up a course of action. He jumped
violently out of the water and shouted loudly, "Mad dog!
Mad dog!"
Although most of the others in the pool began screaming
in fear, a lusty redhead took a more direct course of
action. She tore off her bikini bottoms, flattened our hero
on the ground and straddled him yelling, "Quick! Let me
muzzle that s.o.b. before it gets away!"
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