Subject: Lovely Pussy
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 30 2001 - 02:34:40 EDT
"Lovely Pussy"
John Smith gets home from work one day and finds
his wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" he asks.
"John, promise you won't get mad, but I went to see
the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty
pussy."
"WHAT !?!?!"he shouts.
With that he grabs a baseball bat from the cupboard
and storms down to the doctors clinic and through
reception. Without knocking, he bursts into the doctors
office.
The doctor is in the process of giving an old lady
a breast examination. She screams and tries to
cover herself.
Without waiting Mr Smith charges up to the doctor,
smashes the baseball bat down on the desk and says,
"You flaming pervert! How dare you say my wife
has a pretty pussy!!"
The doctor replies......
"I'm sorry, Mr Smith, but there has been a
misunderstanding, ......I only told you're wife
she has Acute Angina!"
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