Subject: Boss Humor
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 30 2001 - 02:34:05 EDT
"Fire Sale"
After meeting with the boss, the head salesperson
mustered the troops.
"People," he said, "I've just been informed that
we're going to be having a fire sale."
"A fire sale?" spoke up one agent. "But we sell
insurance."
"I said a fire sale, and I meant it," he replied rather
coldly. "Anyone who doesn't make a sale gets fired."
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"Boss Humor"
Q: What's the difference between your boss
and the subway?
A: Sometimes you miss the subway.
Q: What's the difference between your boss
and time?
A: You can kill time.
Q: Why won't the postman go to your boss's
house?
A: Because his dog's mean, too.
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito
and your boss?
A: One is a relentless, pain-inflicting bloodsucker.
The other is just an insect.
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