Subject: You Know It's Hot Outside When...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 22 2001 - 21:56:12 EDT
"You Know It's Hot Outside When..."
**you ask your boss for extra work so you can be
in the air conditioning as much as possible
** you've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man
** the swans in the park come in "original recipe"
and "extra tasty crispy"
** the strawberries are ripe, and the cab drivers are
even riper
** your pool water starts to boil in the sun
** the hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are
actually hot
** pigs complain about sweating like fat humans
** a scalding hot show still cools you down
** people walking down the sidewalk spontaneously
burst into flames
** a $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you eat
at air-conditioned restaurants
** the politicians take their hands out of your pockets
to fan themselves
** you need a spatula to remove your clothing
** when the beer gut and the butt crack don't keep
you from wearing shorts
** you wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead
of leather
** you are sweating in both directions -- up and down!
** lawyers kill themselves because they know it's
cooler in Hell
** the black flies are dropping faster than yours is
** you are sitting inside reading these jokes
** your brother's braces make blisters on his lips
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