Subject: Pepsi-Drinking Blondes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 21 2001 - 09:58:08 EDT
"ATM?"
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into
her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When
inquired as to what she was doing, she said she
was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking
for a credit card number, so she was using the
ATM "thingy."
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"Depressed Button"
Jill, a blonde, was standing in front of a soda
machine saying, "You are a dumb looking button.
You don't have much of a future, either. People
are going to be punching you all your life. Then
you are going to be replaced by a much better
looking button."
I foolishly asked what she was doing. Jill pointed
to the notice on the front of the machine, which
said, "Depress button for ice."
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"Pepsi Drinking Blondes"
Three blondes had just bought a can of Pepsi
One and were anxious to try it for the first time.
So the first blonde opened the can and then
the second blonde poured it into three glasses.
The third blonde eyed the three glasses
suspiciously and said, "I wonder which one has
the calorie?"
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