Subject: Shoe Time
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jul 18 2001 - 09:51:33 EDT
"Just Friends"
"The attractive man I met last night insists he
just wants to be friends." the girl told her maiden
Aunt. "Now I know what to do with a lover, but,
what the heck do I do with a 'friend'?"
The wise old lady smiled and said, "The same
as with your lover, dearie, only not quite so often."
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"Shoe Time"
The newly wed seniors were having sexual problems.
The counselor thought it might be due to the fact that
the woman was taller. He suggested special shoes
with build-up heels to help the man's ego.
The next month, he asked if things had improved in
their love life with the shoes.
"Well yes..." the woman replied, "but those shoes get
the sheets so dirty."
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