Subject: Operation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 16 2001 - 11:38:48 EDT
"Operation"
A doctor operated on a person for hernia. He
opened his scrotum and took the balls out and
kept them on the table. At the end of the operation
he went to put the balls back into the pouch and
poof! they were gone! He searched all over the
operating theatre but could not locate the testes.
Finally defeated, he told the nurse to get two
small onions from his lunch box as he couldn't
leave the patient's scrotum empty.
Later he met that same patient in a garden while
out walking. He asked the patient how he was
feeling after his surgery.
He said, "Doc, everything is fine, life is great
except that every time I scratch my balls, my
eyes start watering."
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