Subject: The Feminine Mystique
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 07 2001 - 02:20:43 EDT
"How To Make A Fortune"
Haggard Mother of four talking on phone, as
husband embraces her from behind: "One
of these days Marge, somebody's gonna come
up with a book: 'How to Get Out of Doing It' --
they'll make a fortune."
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"Deserve It?"
During a rather heated argument, the husband
bellowed, "You don't deserve a man like me."
The wife retorted, "I don't deserve arthritis either,
but I got that."
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"The Feminine Mystique"
The boss was sympathetic when his secretary
said she needed some time off because her
husband died. Several weeks later she approached
him again, requesting more time off.
When he asked why, she said she was getting
married. In spite of himself, he said "But your
husband's only been dead about a month."
She smiled and replied, "Yeah, I know... but I
don't hold a grudge long."
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