Subject: Maury & Lee
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jul 06 2001 - 10:19:24 EDT
"Maury & Lee"
Maury and Lee were twins, and for their 13th
birthday Lee got a bicycle while Maury got a
little portable radio.
Lee hopped up on his bike and went to town.
On the way, he sees the Schmittauer's house
on fire, firetrucks, the whole bit. He spins around
and peddles as fast as he could back home. "Hey
Maury! Maury! Guess what? I saw a fire at old man
Schmittauer's! There was fire engines! firemen!
and everything!"
Maury looks up and says, "Yeah, I know, I heard
about it 10 minutes ago on the news on my radio."
Lee scowls and jealously mutters, "You and your
stupid radio!" and storms off, to go riding again.
In town he sees just about the most exciting thing
ever! Police, sirens, and all kinds of excitement,
because the local bank had been robbed. He races
home as fast as he can, starts hollering before he's
even completely in the door, "Maury! Maury! Guess
what?"
Maury dryly interrupts with, "The bank was robbed?"
Lee scowls and storms off, muttering, "You and your
stupid radio!"
Well, this time he pedals clear through town, and out
into the countryside on the other side. A few miles up
the road he sees a poor little pig with its head stuck in
a fence. He grins, parks the bike, climbs down the bank,
pulls his pants down and gives the porker a porking.
Then he races as fast as he could all the way home...
"Maury! Maury! Guess what? I just had my first sexual
experience!"
Maury looks up, dismisses Lee with a wave, "Bah! In
a pig's arse you did!"
"You and your stupid radio!" mutters Lee, as he cycles off.
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