Subject: Zebra on a Farm
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 05 2001 - 09:54:44 EDT
"Zebra on a Farm"
There was this zebra who had lived her entire
life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo
keeper decided as a treat that she could spend
her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was
so excited, she got out of the horse float to see
this huge space with green grass and hill and trees
and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat
weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited,
"Hi! I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a cow," said the cow.
"Right, right what do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little
white thing and ran over to it,
"Hi, I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right - o, great see ya round." Then the zebra
saw this very handsome beast that looked almost
exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over
to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra what are you."
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
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