Subject: The Condom Story
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jul 04 2001 - 20:40:48 EDT
"The Condom Story"
I was dating a woman and after a while it was
time to get intimate. We were about to do what
was expected, when I reached for a condom.
Not wanting to be too obvious, I tried not to do it in
front of her. So I reached behind me and pulled it
off of the headboard and tried to open it from behind.
Picture that I was lying on my back with my arms
reached over my head and behind me. As I tore
open the package she gasped loudly and said in
an excited manner, "What are you DOING?!"
I told her I was opening the condom, and she said,
"Oh, my goodness! I thought you were going to
shoot me!"
Needless to say that what had been pointing north,
immediately pointed south. We never did anything
and that was our last date.
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