Subject: Change Of Plan
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 11 2001 - 16:27:10 EST
"Change Of Plan"
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night
by strange noises from his parents' room, and he
decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom,
he was shocked to see his mum and dad shagging
for all they were worth.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"
"It's ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a
baby, that's all."
The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new
baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed
with a smile on his face.
Several weeks later, the little boy was walking
past the bathroom and was shocked to discover
his mother giving oral gratification to his father.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"
"Son, there's been a change of plan," his father
replied. "Your mother did want a baby, but now
she wants a BMW."
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