Subject: Reasons To Fly Rather Than Drive
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jan 06 2001 - 03:08:18 EST
"Cruise Questions From The
Intellectually Challenged"
Cruise ships get some unusual questions from
their customers. Here's an amusing sample
collected by Celebrity Cruises and published
by the trade magazine "Travel Weekly":
* Does the elevator go to the front of the ship?
* Why does the ship rock only when we are at sea?
* Does the ship generate its own electricity?
* Will I get wet if I go snorkeling?
* Does the crew sleep on board?
* Is there water all around the island?
* How do we know which photos are ours?
* What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?
************************************************
"Top 10 Reasons To Fly Rather Than Drive"
10. Visiting the world's largest artichoke and the
Jackelope Museum really isn't all that interesting.
9. It really sucks when a Big Gulp hits your
bladder and there's 50 miles to the next rest
stop.
8. The bugs that hit your windshield in Kansas
are big enough to wear a Walkman.
7. By the time you reach college age, trying to
get a trucker to blow his horn has lost its appeal.
6. Cars don't come with a pocket in front of
your seat for holding barf bags.
5. In a plane, you don't get a speeding ticket for
going 500 mph.
4. You don't have to ask for the key to the restroom.
3. You can't walk up and down the aisle in a Honda.
2. You could arrive at your destination before you
reach the 100th bottle of beer on the wall.
1. Someone else does the driving!
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b28 : Thu Feb 01 2001 - 00:00:01 EST