Subject: Little Red Riding Hood
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 05 2001 - 06:03:24 EST
"Little Red Riding Hood"
Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go
and visit her grandmother in the forest and her
mother said, "You'd better not go out tonight
Little Red Riding Hood because the big bad
wolf's out and you know what he'll do; he'll lift up
your little red dress, pull down your little red
panties and screw your little red socks off."
But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun
and said, "Don't worry Mom, I've got it covered."
So she was walking through the forest when
she came across the three little pigs. One of
them ran out of their brick house and said, "You
shouldn't be out tonight Little Red Riding Hood!
The big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll
do if he catches you. He'll lift up your little red
dress, pull down your little red panties and
screw your little red socks off."
So she pulled out the shotgun and said, "Don't
worry, boys, I've got it covered!"
As she continued through the forest she came
across the big bad wolf and he said, "You
shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Riding
Hood because you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down
your little red panties and screw your little red
socks off."
So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down
her little red panties, lay down on her back with
her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and
said, "No, Wolfie! You're going to eat me like
the good book says."
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