Subject: The Seven Peeping Dwarfs
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 02 2001 - 09:19:12 EST
"The Seven Peeping Dwarfs"
One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy
and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was
going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of
Good Nights" she went upstairs. Immediately all
seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing
on each others shoulders beneath Snow White's
bedroom window.
Tonight was Grumpy's turn to be on the top and as
he was the only one who could see in the window
it was his duty to inform the other dwarfs what she
was doing.
After a minute or two he hollered down, "She's
taking off her blouse!" and this was echoed down
the stack "taking off her blouse," "she's taking off
her blouse,""blouse is coming off," "taking off her
blouse," etc. Next Grumpy yelled, "She's taking
off her skirt," which was followed by the echoes
"taking off her skirt," "she's taking off her skirt,"
"skirt's coming off," "taking off her skirt," etc.
Of course, the next line from Grumpy was, "She's
taking off her bra!" and the echo chorus went down
the line. Then, "She's taking off her panties!" which
again cascaded down the dwarf tower.
Finally Grumpy looked around and from his vantage
height saw someone coming through the woods so
he yelled, "Someone's coming!" and from the next
dwarf to the bottom dwarf was heard, "Me too."
"Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too."
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