Subject: Attainable Affirmations, Part I
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Feb 17 2001 - 02:43:44 EST
"Attainable Affirmations"
1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in
touch with my inner sociopath.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination
into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions,
except the ones that are someone else's fault.
4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or
compromise myself, unless I want to stay
employed.
5. In some cultures, what I do would be considered
normal.
6. Having control over myself is almost as good
as having control over others.
7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of
self-judgment.
8. I honor my personality flaws for without
them I would have no personality at all.
9. Joan of Arc heard voices, too.
10. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental
as all those censorious, self-righteous people
around me.
11. I need not suffer in silence while I can still
moan, whimper and complain.
12. As I learn the innermost secrets of people
around me, they reward me in many ways to
keep me quiet.
13. When someone hurts me, I know that
forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but
not nearly as gratifying.
14. The first step is to say nice things about
myself. The second, to do nice things for
myself. The third, to find someone to buy
me nice things.
15. As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer
need to carry a gun.
16. All of me is beautiful, even the ugly, stupid
and disgusting parts.
17. I am at one with my duality.
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