Subject: Revenge?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 15 2001 - 22:04:32 EST
"Oats"
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught
up to an Amish carriage.
The owner of the carriage obviously had a
sense of humor, because attached to the
back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...
"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and
grass. Caution: Do not step on exhaust."
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"Revenge?"
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's
morals, recently accused George, a local man, of
being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup
truck parked outside the town's only bar.
George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing.
Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in
front of her house and left it there all night.
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