Subject: Withholding it for Marriage
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 15 2001 - 06:37:55 EST
"Withholding it for Marriage"
O'Casey had dated many a lass, but he
finally became entranced with Maureen
O'Riley. He wooed her and pursued her,
but she would not give in and go to bed
with him. Finally, he proposed marriage,
and she accepted.
On their wedding night, as they undressed
in their honeymoon cottage, O'Casey said,
"You know, Maureen, I never would have wed
you if you had gone to bed with me like
all the other girls did."
"Experience is the best teacher," Maureen
said, "That's how I lost all of my other
suitors."
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