Subject: Reasons for Divorce
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 15 2001 - 06:36:43 EST
"Getting A Divorce"
A woman went to see her lawyer, taking
with her a baby and four children under the
age of five. "I want a divorce," she said.
"On what grounds?" he asked.
"Desertion, sir," she said.
"Desertion?" he asked, looking at the five
young children, all crawling around their mother.
"Well," she confided, "he does come home
every now and then to apologize."
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"Reasons for Divorce"
A man in Tarritville, Connecticut, filed for
divorce because his wife left him a note on
the refrigerator which read: "I have gone to
the bridge club. There'll be a recipe for your
dinner at 7 o'clock on Channel 2."
A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife
because she "beat him whenever he removed
onions from his hamburger without asking for
permission."
A deaf man in Bennettsville, South Carolina,
filed for divorce because his wife "was always
nagging him in sign language."
A woman in Canon City, Colorado, divorced
her husband because he forced her to "duck
under the dashboard whenever they drove
past his girlfriend's house."
A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her
husband on the grounds that he "stayed home
too much and was much too affectionate."
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