Subject: The 10 Commandments of Love {Insp}
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 11 2001 - 02:48:34 EST
"The 10 Commandments of Love"
I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze
no others before me.
II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze
in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back.
III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy.
Or else.
IV. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are
too damn weird.
V. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily
and making me embarrassed to be seen with
thee.
VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt
thou even THINK about it if thou knowest
what's good for thee.
VII. Thou shalt not steal from my wallet/purse
while I am in thy bathroom, nor use my credit
cards, nor make long-distance calls from my
telephone.
VIII.Thou shalt not talk about our personal
problems to our friends.
IX. Thou shalt not covet the higher market
price of thy neighbor's house.
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Squeeze,
nor son or daughter, nor stereo, nor BMW.
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