Subject: Stupid Love
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 11 2001 - 02:47:08 EST
"Valentine Dreams"
After she woke up, a woman told her husband,
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl
necklace for Valentine's day. What do you
think it means?"
"You'll know on Valentine's Day." he said.
On Valentine's Day, the man came home
with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it - to find a book
entitled....
"The Meaning Of Dreams."
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"Stupid Love"
During a friendly argument, Jim asked his wife
why she married him in the first place. "I was
just stupid," she teased. When he said he
was happy to hear that, she was
surprised and requested an explanation.
"Well, people get divorced all the time because
they fall out of love," he said. "But I've never
heard of anybody falling out of stupid."
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