Subject: Making Babies
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 04 2001 - 14:57:43 EST
"Making Babies"
A 3rd-grade girl came home from school.
She was very happy, and her Mom noticed
this. Mom asked, "What makes you so
happy today?"
The girl said, "Mom, we learned how to make
babies in school today!"
Thinking that 3rd grade was a bit early for
that, she asked her daughter to tell her how.
"It's easy, Mom -- you just drop the y, and
add ies," the daughter said.
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"School Zone"
Teacher: Why are you late to class?
Student: Because of a road sing, I have
to pass on the way!
Teacher: And what has the sign got to do
with it?
Student: It says, "School ahead, go slow."
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