Subject: Longevity
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Feb 03 2001 - 02:53:56 EST
"How To Stop Nail Biting"
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands
over lunch.
"I do wish that my John would stop biting his nails.
He makes me terribly nervous."
My Fred used to do the same thing," the other
woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit."
"Really, how?" asked the first woman.
"Easy, I hid his teeth."
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"Longevity"
A fellow who's just reached his 150th birthday was
giving a press conference to the assembled media.
"Excuse me, sir," one of the reporters said, "but how
did you come to live to 150?
"It's actually quite simple," the old fellow replied.
"I just never argue."
"That's impossible," the reporter responded. "There
must be something else, like diet, or meditation, or
something. Just not arguing won't keep you alive
for 150 years!
The old fellow stared hard at the reporter for several
seconds.
"Hmmm," he finally shrugged, "maybe, you're right."
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