Subject: The 12 Days Of "Catmas"
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Dec 25 2001 - 06:50:39 EST
"Yuppette Gift Giving"
The budding young Yuppette had been dating a
successful stockbroker for several months. Just
before Christmas she asked her Mother, "Whatever
can you give a man for Christmas who has everything?"
Her Mother smiled knowingly and replied,
"Encouragement dear, encouragement."
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"The 12 Days Of "Catmas"
On the twelve days of "Cat-mas"
my humans gave to me ...
--Twelve human hugs and kisses...
(Oh, quit it, you're embarrassing me!)
--Eleven minutes of scratching...
(Oh yeah, and it makes a nice cloud of flying fur!)
--Ten balls of twine...
(Hey, are you trying to strangle me?)
--Nine humans dancing...
(Obviously, because of the hairballs I left next
to the bed.)
--Eight hairball toys...
(Wow, pretty authentic looking!)
--Seven pet food covers...
(Nice, but you know I always eat the whole can
at one time.)
--Six floppy stuffed Beanie Dalmatians...
(Ugh! Do you think I'll get the other 95?)
--Five small lattice balls...
(Gee, I love the noise they make on the floor
at 3 am!)
--Four furry mice...
(Hey, They're fake! How about a real one once
in a while!)
--Three nuggets of Pounce...
(Only three? Are you saving the rest for next year?)
--Two catnip toys...
(Hehe! I bet I can wreck these in 60 seconds or less.)
--A carpeted cheesy home-made cat tree...
(Well, okay, but I'm not giving up sleeping on your bed.)
What do you think your cat(s) would say?
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