Subject: Signs That You're Suffering Burnout
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Dec 12 2001 - 12:39:21 EST
"Signs That You're Suffering Burnout"
10. You're so tired, that you now answer the
phone, "Hell."
9. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you
immediately scream, "Get off my back!"
8. When your parents inquire about your grades,
you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for
cookie, that's good enough for me..."
7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire,
but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
6. You've got so much on your mind, you've
forgotten how to pee.
5. Just to take a break from studying, you actually
exit your dormitory when the nightly fire alarm
goes off.
4. You sleep more in class than at home.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your
book bag.
2. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make
it through Monday.
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you
were in jail right now.
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