Subject: Entered In The Dog Show
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Dec 04 2001 - 03:49:08 EST
"Entered In The Dog Show"
A young woman had entered her dog in the dog
show in the smooth-haired breed category. To
give it an advantage, she went to the chemist for
some hair remover.
The chemist gave her the product requested and
advised, "Just remember to keep your arms up
for at least five minutes."
"Errr... it's not for my armpits," she flustered,
embarrassed, "it's for my Chihuahua."
"Oh well, in that case," said the chemist, "don't
ride a bike for twenty minutes."
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