Subject: Hilarious Signs
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Dec 04 2001 - 03:48:32 EST
"Hilarious Signs"
Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your
husband fixed."
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Let us help you pick your nose."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in
NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call
your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes
one weak."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5
minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In Pet Store: "Buy one Dog, get one Flea."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help
you pick your nose!"
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your
shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will
assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
On a button worn by a nurse in a maternity ward:
"You labor, we deliver."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what
you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
"We'd rather do business with 1000 terrorists
than with 1 Jew." - Goldberg Funeral Home
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