Subject: Man Severs Penis Tip
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Aug 24 2001 - 08:44:42 EDT
"Man Severs Penis Tip"
A boozed-up New Jersey man's quest for sexual
gratification ended in tragedy when his penis was
partially severed by a vacuum cleaner, police said.
The unidentified man was so embarrassed, he first
told cops a mysterious intruder had stabbed him in
the groin while he slept - only sheepishly 'fessing
up later.
It turned out the man had placed his organ into the
vacuum cleaner, unaware that a razor-sharp blade
that helps provide suction was twirling just two inches
away. "I think the moral of the story is: Don't do this
at home - or anywhere else," one officer shuddered.
The 51-year-old victim called cops in a panic Monday
to say he was bleeding heavily after a stranger
assaulted him in his home. Cops arrived to find blood
gushing from his groin, and called for an ambulance.
The man underwent microsurgery at Monmouth
Medical Center to stop the bleeding. Doctors were
unable to reattach the severed part - about one-half
inch. The man was in stable condition after the
surgery. Doctors did not know to what extent the
man's sexual function would be affected.
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