Subject: Spelling
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 22 2001 - 07:45:07 EDT
"Spelling"
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,
class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-
syllable word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, Miss Rogers,
me, me!"
Miss Rogers says, "All right, little Johnny, what is
your multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny,
that's quite a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking
of a blowjob."
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