Subject: Baby Names 2
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Aug 05 2001 - 08:33:56 EDT
"Baby Names 2"
Written by Dharmo Soejanto <dharmo@yahoo.com>
Copyright @2001
Athlete's son: Victor
Biblical scholar's son: Jordan
Car dealer's son: Ford
Carpet maker's son: Matt
Coal miner's daughter: Ashley
Comedian's son: Jess
Debtor's son: Owen
Doctor's daughter: Madison
Environmentalist's daughter: Sierra
Florist's daughter: Rose
French confectioner's daughter: Madeline
Glass maker's daughter: Crystal
Headhunter's son: Job
Housekeeper's son: Dustin
Hunter's son: Buck
Italian restaurant's son: Oliver
Janitor's son: John
Jeweller's daughter: Tiffany
Knife maker's son: Nick
Night watchman's daughter: Dawn
Pastor's daughter: Faith
Playwright's son: Tony
Seamster's daughter: Taylor
Sheep farmer's son: Shawn
Teacher's son: Mark
Traffic police's daughter: Amber
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"Professions"
A teacher announced that to practice spelling, each
member of the class would say what their father did
for a living an then spell the occupation. A girl named
Mary went first. "My dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if
he were here, he would give each of us a cookie."
Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker,b-a-n-k-e-r,
and if he were here, he'd give each of us a quarter."
Third came Jimmy. "My dad is an electrician. But after
struggling through a number of attempts to spell the
word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for
a moment while she called on someone else. She then
turned to little Johnny.
"My dad is a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e," Johnny said. "And if
he were here, he'd lay you 8-to-5 that Jimmy ain't never
gonna spell electrician!"
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