Subject: Blonde's License
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 04 2001 - 02:32:29 EDT
"Blonde's License"
There was a blonde driving down the center
of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled
her over to the side of the road. When she
had stopped, the officer asked, "License and
Registration, please."
"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that
allows me to do this," she said smiling.
"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've
never heard of such a license."
To which the driver reached into her purse
and handed him her license. Astonished, the
Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an
ordinary license, I see nothing here that would
allow you special consideration."
She pointed to the bottom of the license, "See?
It says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."
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