Would You Like To Join?

Subject: Would You Like To Join?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 29 2001 - 15:11:47 EDT

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"Would You Like To Join?"

The Yoko Club?
Oh no.

The German philosophy club?
I. Kant.

The Ford-Nixon club?
Pardon me?

The Alzheimer's club?
Forget it.

The Ebert movie club?
Roger.

The Groucho Marx club?
You bet your life.

The Peter Pan club?
Never. Never.

The Japanese theater club?
Noh.

The quarterback club?
I'll pass.

The Rhett Butler club?
I don't give a damn.

The compulsive rhymers club?
Okey-dokey.

The Spanish optometrists club?
Si.

The pregnancy club?
Conceivably.

The Procrastinator's Club?
Maybe, next week...

The Self Esteem Builders?
They wouldn't accept me, anyway.

The Agoraphobics Society?
Only if they meet at my house.

The Co-Dependence Club?
Can I bring a friend?

The Prayer Group
Lord willing!

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