Subject: Chance Meeting
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Apr 28 2001 - 14:44:37 EDT
"Clinton In The Supermarket"
Clinton is in the supermarket picking up some
things for the new office when a stock boy
accidentally bumps into him.
"Pardon me," the stock boy says.
"Sure," Clinton replies, "but it'll cost you."
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"Chance Meeting"
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man
in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white
beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in
one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't
you Moses?"
The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
George W. positioned himself more directly in the
man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?"
The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George W.
tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again,
"Aren't you Moses?"
The man finally responded in an irritated voice,
"Yes I am."
George W. asked him why he was so unfriendly, and
Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush, I had
to spend forty years in the desert."
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