Subject: In The Bathroom
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 19 2001 - 17:50:26 EDT
"In The Bathroom"
A man walked into a public men's room. His arms are
held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging
limply, fingers spread apart. He approached another
man and asked, "Excuse me, but could you please
unzip my fly?"
The second fellow was embarrassed, but felt sorry for
the stranger, who appeared to be crippled. He thought
how humiliating it must be to have to ask for help for
something like this, so he complied, unzipping the
first man's pants.
Next, the man asked him to hold his penis while he
peed. The second guy is even more embarrassed, but
does as he was asked. Finally, the first guy finished,
and the second man started to put his penis back in
his pants.
"Oh, I can take care of that," the first man said, blowing
on his fingers. "I think my nails are dry now."
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