Subject: Lose A What?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 19 2001 - 17:49:14 EDT
"Lose A What?"
A woman was not feeling well..so she visited her
doctor. The good doctor, after giving her a
thorough examination, said grimly, "Mrs Goode,
I am sorry to have to say this, but if you want to
get well again you would have to lose a foot."
"What!?! You mean my foot has to be amputated?"
"Oh, no, no..." replied the good doctor, "I mean
you have to lose a foot from around your waistline!"
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"Smart Wife"
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that
she had gained weight. She'd made her family's
favorite cake over the weekend, she reported,
and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.
Her husband teased her and said she would
never be able to stay away from the other half
until dinner the next night.
The next day, she said, she kept staring at the
other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for
herself. One slice led to another, and soon
the whole cake was gone. The woman went
on to tell us how upset she was with her lack
of willpower, and how she knew her husband
would rub it in.
Everyone commiserated, until someone asked
what her husband said when he found out.
She smiled. "He never found out. I made
another cake and ate half!"
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