Short Jokes About Dating...


Subject: Short Jokes About Dating...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 02 2001 - 03:03:27 EDT


"Short Jokes About Dating... "

I'm dating a homeless woman. It's easier to talk
her into staying over.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for
a date on Saturday night.

Did you hear about the man who went on "The
Dating Game?" He chose himself - and scored!

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of
anatomy.

Why is it a mistake to date a necrophiliac?
He just wants you for your body.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get
a free dog.



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