Subject: The Faster You Are ...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Sep 26 2000 - 06:40:28 EDT
"Pole Vaulter"
At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor
who was carrying a very long pole.
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I'm German, but how did you know my
name is Walter?"
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"Ruminations"
And so it happens: You wake up one morning
and realize that not everything comes to pass.
You receive a letter from the Olympic Committee,
stating that Solitaire will never be a sanctioned
event -- despite the countless hours you've
spent in front of your computer screen practicing.
--David Gunter
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"The Faster You Are ..."
Seb Coe, the Olympic Gold Medal runner, was
on his way to a club with some friends.
At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said,
"Sorry, mate, you can't come in here - no denim."
Seb was quite annoyed at this and retorted, "Don't
you know who I am? I'm Sebastian Coe."
"Then it won't take you long to run home and change,
will it?" replied the bouncer.
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