Subject: Idiots Guide To Sex
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Sep 25 2000 - 13:28:41 EDT
"Idiots Guide To Sex"
* If she wants to do it French, Russian or Greek,
it doesn't mean you have to go to Berlitz and
learn the language.
* "Faster, Harder, Deeper" is not the motto of
the Olympics.
* A Fallopian tube is not part of a TV set.
* Membership of the Mile-High Club is void if
you apply by yourself.
* A clitoris is not something you order from
a florist.
* Contrary to popular belief, Grape Nuts is
not a venereal disease
* If it doesn't make you smile: you AIN'T DOIN'
IT RIGHT!
* When she comes down wearing her most
expensive body-stocking and asks you to
come to bed, don't say you first want to check
your e-mail.
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