Breast Stroke


Subject: Breast Stroke
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 21 2000 - 23:05:16 EDT


"Breast Stroke"

The three finalists in the Women's Olympic
swim meet were all novices to international
competition. But all excelled during the early
going, and after several heats the score was
tied; the first match employing the breast
stroke would decide the winner.

The gun sounded, and the three girls dove into
the water. Mary finished first, Jeannie finished
second, and Nutty Nadine came in ten seconds
after them sputtering, "I protest! The other girls
were using their arms!"



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