Frogs & Chickens..

Subject: Frogs & Chickens..
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Sep 15 2000 - 06:40:44 EDT

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"Frogs & Chickens"

Two lesbian frogs are lying on a bed side by side.
One frog says to the other, "You know. They're right!
We do taste like chicken!"

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"Spell"

A princess walks through the forest everyday trying
to find a frog who will turn into a prince. One day
she finds an exceptionally ugly frog and she asks
him, "Are you an enchanted frog? If I kiss you will
you turn into a prince?"

The frog then responds, "It's a hell of a spell, it
might take a blow-job."

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