Subject: Duel
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Sep 10 2000 - 02:53:05 EDT
"Hot Toddler"
Grandpa and Mom were watching television,
when the three year-old son came running
through the room, spilling juice on the carpet.
Mom scolded him until he cried.
When she went off to find a sponge and some
detergent, Grandpa came up to the crying child
and whispered, "That's not so bad. You should
see how mad she gets when I have an accident."
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"Duel"
Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the
playground with a bloody nose, black eye,
and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been
in a bad fight and lost. While his father was
patching him up, he asked his son what
happened.
"Well, Dad," said Aaron, "I challenged Larry
to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his
choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose
his sister!"
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