Subject: Cause of Death
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Sep 08 2000 - 06:50:02 EDT
"Cause of Death"
"But my elderly aunt was considered a highly
respectable spinster!" the society matron
protested. "Can't you find *some* way to
cover up the shocking fact that she died in
bed while being simultaneously serviced by
two paid studs?"
"You just leave it to me, Mrs. Van Horn,"
soothed the police officer, "I'll just put it in my
report that she died at the stroke of two."
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