Subject: Semantics?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Sep 05 2000 - 11:02:24 EDT
"Semantics?"
After courting for five years, an elderly couple
decided to marry. Before the wedding, they
discussed in fine detail how their marriage
might work; their finances, living arrangements
and so on.
Finally, the old man decided it was time to talk
about the physical side of their relationship.
He asked rather hopefully, "How do you feel
about sex?"
The old lady replied, "Oh, I like to have it
infrequently."
The old man paused for a minute, and then
inquired, "Er... Was that one word or two?"!
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