Subject: Halloween Literary Costumes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 30 2000 - 03:08:56 EST
"Halloween Literary Costumes"
Recently, a literary society hosted a Halloween
gala, where everyone was supposed to come
dressed as their favorite work of literature.
The top prize went to the bottomless couple
who came as "The Pit and the Pendulum."
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"Halloween Q & A"
Why can't witches have babies???
Because their husbands have Hollow-weenies.
Why don't witches wear panties?
To get a better grip on the broom!
What will be the nosiest thing in town Halloween
night???
2 Skeletons making love on a hot tin roof.
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