Subject: Halloween Tidbits
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 30 2000 - 03:08:11 EST
"Halloween Tidbits"
What do you get when you cross a werewolf
with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
Hallowieners.
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the North.
What did the wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.
What do you call serious rocks?
Grave stones.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in.
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put
his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up too early in the mourning.
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