Subject: Psych Exam
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Oct 13 2000 - 07:33:25 EDT
"Psych Exam"
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him,
"Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex."
The doctor agrees to examine him and begins
by showing him various drawings. First the
doctor draws a square and asks the man to
identify it. The man immediately says,
"OMIGOSH!! Four people having sex!!!!"
Next the doctor draws a circle, at which the
man gasps, and says, "One man having sex."
Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which,
of course, the patient identifies as, "two
woman and one man having sex."
The doctor puts the drawings away and says
to the patient, "Yes, I do believe that you have
an obsession with sex."
To which the man replies, "ME????? YOU'RE
the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
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