Subject: Blonde's 'Dear Diary'
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 12 2000 - 21:45:37 EDT
Blonde's 'Dear Diary'
MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be!
I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain
asked me to dine at his table.
TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge
with the Captain.
WEDNESDAY: The Captain made proposals to me
unbecoming an officer and a gentleman.
THURSDAY: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink
the ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!
FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives.
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